Michael Lindsey
Web Monkey
Mike slings code for various projects--libraries, headhunters, bands, etcetera, but will always make time for your private party. He sheds an honest tear over the very idea of web standards. He holds his code to the highest standards he can, but like us all, he is a sinner.
When he's not slouching into the Internet, he exasperates his children with relentless runs of listening to Robert Ashley, Neurosis, Burmese harp, Derek Bailey, and fellow Alabama son Hank Williams. He will wash dishes in exchange for pizza and pints at Lanesplitter in Berkeley. His hobbies include pacing, hand-wringing, and drawing tiny eyes on sandwich porn circulars with a medium Sharpie.